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Over the weekend i unexpectedly went for the masaku after party and no i was not stuck in traffic. i hear people who left nairobi at 12 pm were still stuck in traffic by 6pm.....well i left at 8pm n arrived some time before 10pm. it pays to know how to skin a cat 1000 times..i no 3 routes to machakos while most people know the mombasa road route.know different ways to skin that cat.

i arrived expecting to see women clad in bikini and hotpants because they think that being hot during the day machakos is also warm at night. what i saw was pregnant women and the ladies you see on a typical westlands rave night. cometh the day cometh the hour. when that night wore on temperatures dropped to single digits n thats when cardboard boxes became currency for the bonfire. you could have easily had your way with the lasses had you some cardboard boxes.

i arrived there when there was traffic and i left the same kilometres of traffic there. then comes these group on social media who trolled away and demanded pictures.. too bad they dint come in numbers.

they ban suarez for 4 months and this has to be unfair for liverpool because it hurts them more and they had nothing to do with it. they must cut their losses and offload him to real madrid where he will get wasted. talk about good business. it seems that this world cup is going my way.. who would have thought that at the 84th minute netherlands would win that match in regular time?

be a time beater today and have a great week

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